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房总有报天天读。

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原帖由 宇都宫壬纲 于 2009-7-7 06:38 发表
在土耳其一混合监狱中,一对被监禁在相邻囚室的男女囚犯在狱警的眼皮底下,在囚室中间的墙壁上挖出一个9厘米大小的洞。两个性饥渴如狂的囚犯通过这个小洞性交,最后竟然为囚室增添了一名“小囚犯”——他们的 孩子。 ...
哥挖的这不是洞,是寂寞
连我这样的人都有人爱呢,看来已經沒什麼好怕的了
再次脱团的感觉真好啊……
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原帖由 上杉宗政 于 2009-7-8 13:29 发表

哥挖的这不是洞,是寂寞
哥挖洞不是因为忧郁,是寂寞

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没什么,很常见,飘过......
愿上天眷顾我!

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突然发现现在网络一个劲地曝这种门那种门,是不是为了给绿芭子造势呀???
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天天读报是好习惯啊~~~嗯嗯~~~
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本报讯 记者岑杰昌,通讯员梁剑芳、林伟吟、王海芳报道:和一帮朋友在夜总会饮酒狂欢,不料却遭遇断舌之痛———在中山大学附属第二医院口腔科的诊室里,酒醒之后的王先生(化名)懊恼不已。

9日晚上,王先生和一帮朋友在某夜总会开Party。推杯换盏,觥筹交错,在酒精的作用下,伴随着激烈的音乐,一群人且喝且舞,好不热闹。不知不觉,凌晨已过,大家都有点喝高了,声调高了,嗓门大了,言语动作也渐渐有些失控。突然间,王先生发出一阵凄厉的叫声,将一帮人从缥缈之中拉回现实世界。在夜总会安保人员的干预下,好一阵子才弄清事情的原委———原来,王先生喝得兴起,搂过女伴就“啃”,不料被对方情急之下咬断了舌头!更糟糕的是,混乱之中,断舌已无处寻觅。

眼见鲜血汩汩而出,王先生在朋友的陪同下到中山大学附属第二医院急诊。据口腔颌面外科主任潘朝斌教授介绍,王先生的舌尖部分缺损大约3厘米,可见数个明显的齿痕。由于断舌缺失,接诊医生只进行了紧急止血。为了恢复舌的外形和功能,需要进一步手术,从舌后部组织转移一块到前方进行修补。

潘教授指出,由于舌部血管丰富,受伤之后最重要的是止血,最好是第一时间前往医院。如果断舌能够寻回,及时手术可以接活,恢复也是最理想的。
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舌吻有风险,入嘴须谨慎
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发酒疯的代价啊~~~酒能乱性,贪色不乱真君子,饮酒不醉称英豪啊~~~
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东南快报7月13日报道 据英国媒体报道,波兰母亲马格达莱娜带13岁的女儿凯特到埃及旅游归来后,发现女儿竟怀孕了。凯特称从未和人发生过性关系。她在埃及旅游时,只在当地一家宾馆的游泳池中游过泳。

马格达莱娜想起,过去德国曾有一名男子在游泳池中遗精导致一名游泳女子怀上身孕的报道。马格达莱娜相信,她女儿遇到同样的状况。马格达莱娜将此事告上了波兰旅游局,要求埃及宾馆提供巨额赔偿。

有医学专家称,温水游泳池温度在30摄氏度左右,适合精子生存,如果精子误入游泳女性的体内,并且该女性正好处于排卵期,那么就很可能会怀孕。不过,由于游泳池水大多用氯消毒,在这种化学环境下精子通常最多只能存活一到两个小时,如果还能适时让游泳的女性怀孕,这种概率简直比中彩还要低。
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俺高度怀疑13岁的女儿凯特在说谎啊~~~这年月小孩子都早熟,何况还是外国的·~~
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【明報專訊】八旬翁「色心未泯」,乘與菲傭獨處一室,企圖強姦對方,事敗後仍哈哈大笑,拋下100元後離去。老翁昨於高等法院承認企圖強姦,法官直斥他趁機侵犯一名五子之母,必須判囚,惟考慮他年邁,減刑至入獄2年。

被告黃栢森(81歲)原被控一項強姦罪,昨改認企圖強姦罪。暫委法官龍禮指責他向已婚37歲女事主大佔便宜,乘她留宿大舉侵犯;但考慮他認罪及年老,把刑期由4年減半至2年。法官又指出事主本向家鄉父老借款逾3萬元以來港,事發至今一直未獲被告一家解約,令她未能覓得新工,着他們盡早解決。

官考慮年邁 減刑一半

控方透露,女事主目前失業,因案滯港9個月,目前只靠社署和來港當女傭的胞姊接濟。辯方求情稱,被告於1988年退休,事發時與任職紀律部隊的兒子、媳婦和3歲孫兒同住,妻子則入住老人院多年。被告因一時衝動犯案,並已就事件公開道歉。

案情指出,女事主於去年7月到任,同年10月10日下午2時半,當時與黃翁獨處一室的她正在房內整理衣物,黃突把她推在牀上,用力握緊她的雙臂,再拉起其上衣和胸罩,女傭大驚,以英語大叫「爺爺,爺爺,不要」,惟黃未加理會,脫去雙方褲子,幸他觸摸事主5秒後已告體外射精,事後他哈哈大笑,硬把100元交予女傭後離開。

女傭不甘受辱,向胞姊和警方舉報,其後被告遭拘捕,警誡下他聲稱雙方同意下發生性行為,但因女方「躺得不好」,他未能成功性交,而付鈔只欲她用來「買糖吃」。
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纲纲你不是准备到退休后再动手吧
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楼上的真是一针见血啊~~~~

PS:81岁~~~羡慕啊~~~
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初中刚刚毕业的小松和小丽是一对小情侣,昨日1时左右,俩人从酒吧出来后一起上了一辆出租车,在车上忘情地吻了起来,开车的的哥刘师傅实在看不下去了,在路边停了车请他俩马上下车,结果小松冲上就给了刘师傅一拳,身强力壮的刘师傅三两下就把小松摁倒在下,这下可不得了,小松和小丽分别抱住出租车的两个前轮说啥也不放手,非让刘师傅赔钱,民警赶到后劝了40多分钟,最后说要找家长,俩人才放手离开现场。

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  小情侣车上热吻惹怒的哥

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  昨日1时左右一对小情侣在人民广场附近上了的哥刘师傅的车,刚开车没多久,刘师傅就从后视镜看到俩人亲到了一起,开了多年夜班车的刘师傅对此已经习惯。

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  没多久,后排座上的情侣动作开始升级,这下刘师傅可受不了了。刘师傅说:“我一看他俩就是学生,和我家孩子差不多一般大,上车之后俩人在那接吻我就没管,没开多久男孩的手开始伸进女孩的衣服,女孩发出的声音我这岁数听了都脸红,我就告诉他俩注意一点,一会儿到地方了爱干啥干啥,在车上不要这样,结果俩人根本就不听我的话,实在没办法,我就在西安广场附近停了车。”

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  的哥请他俩下车嘴唇被打破

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  停车后,刘师傅先下了车,打开后门请这对小情侣下车换打另一辆车,这一举动惹怒的车上的男孩。

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  绿园巡警大队502警务区民警衣景坤说:“我们了解到开始的时候小男孩说啥也不肯下车,在车上还打了不少电话,说是要找人来收拾的哥,大约在车上呆了20多分钟吧,看找的人一直都没有赶过来,小男孩先下了车,在交给刘师傅钱的时候突然挥起拳头,打在刘师傅的下颏上,把刘师傅的嘴唇打破。男孩和我们解释说刘师傅当着他女朋友面让他下不来台,所以他才出手打人的。”

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  的哥还手情侣抱住车轮不放

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  挨打的刘师傅身高1.8米多,身强力壮,被打后,他反手就是一拳,然后一把将小男孩拽过来摁在前车盖子上,车内的女孩跑下来在后面使劲踢刘师傅,看刘师傅没反应,女孩拨打了110。

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  看到女孩报警了,刘师傅松开手,想开车离开,结果这对小情侣突然冲到车前,趴在地上分别抱住左右车轮。衣景坤说:“我们赶到现场的时候,已经有不少出租车司机在那劝他俩,女孩抱住车左前轮,一边哭,一边让我们马上抓人,我和同事上前进行劝阻,这俩人根本就不听,非要的哥赔他俩医药费。”

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  民警说要找家人俩人才停手

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  这边小情侣抱住车轮不放手,那边刘师傅也来了倔劲,说啥也不肯说句软话,就这样,双方耗了40多分钟,在这40分钟里俩民警加十多个的哥分头进行劝解,最后衣景坤要来了男孩的手机,说是要联系一下他的家长,男孩和女孩这才从地上起来,拍拍身上的土,指着刘师傅说:“我记住你的车号了,你以后小心点儿!”说完相互抱着摇摇晃晃的离开了现场。

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  衣景坤说:“像这样的低龄化情侣我们已经不是第一次接触了,在恋人面前他们显得更容易冲动,所以惹出了不少事端,如何教育年轻人树立正确、成熟的恋爱观已经成为育人者的必修课。”
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核桃的新闻果然是不够劲暴啊~~~
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让爱来击溃经济衰退!!!
由于拉布拉布后特路仍然受到日本情侣的钟爱,日本的旅馆业并没有因为衰退的经济而遭到打击


Japan's love hotels are attracting interest from more than just couples looking for a place to spend a few private hours.

Investors are also interested; this vast market seems to be proving more resilient to the recession than luxury business hotels.

There are about 25,000 love hotels in Japan which are visited an estimated 500 million times a year.

Clustered around train stations, they are doing a brisk business despite the worst recession in living memory.



People can check into the love hotels via touch screens
Flamboyantly designed and exotically named - Hotel For You, Sunpalace, Asian P-Door - they offer rooms by the hour, euphemistically marketed as a short rest or a longer stay.

Contact with staff is kept to a minimum. This is a business that runs on discretion.

Some have underground car parks and entrances, while others provide screens to shield visitors' number plates.

Plenty of customers are using love hotels to indulge in affairs or to meet prostitutes, although many are couples looking to escape the narrow confines of Japanese apartment living.

Crowded country

At many hotels the reception desk has been replaced by a touch screen of pictures of the rooms, brightly lit if available, dimmed out if already occupied.

Love hotels offer time alone in a crowded country where privacy is rare.

Yuichi Ito and Kyoko Shio are typical of Japanese in their twenties, still living with their parents.



Yuichi Ito and Kyoko Shio both still live with their parents

"My family is my Dad and my Mom, and I have two younger brothers," says Yuichi Ito. "But we only have four rooms, so it is a very crowded house."

He adds that he and his girlfriend, who met while they were studying in the United States, visit love hotels to find somewhere to be alone.

Providing privacy is big business in Japan. The love hotel industry is huge, estimated to turn over about £25bn ($40bn) a year.

And hotel owners claim they have been barely touched by the recession.

"Of course some hotels did [suffer], but not love hotels," says Joichiro Mochizuki, an executive with a company which runs a number of love hotels, including the Asian P-Door in Tokyo.

"Not like city hotels, not like business hotels - for this love hotel we had a 3-4% drop but otherwise we have kept a 400% occupancy rate."

That means each room is, on average, used four times a day.

The sheer variety on offer for couples is huge. There are mock castles, perched by motorway intersections.

One love hotel is decorated on a theme that combines soft toys and bondage. In others, visitors can dress up as doctors and nurses.



The hotels cater for all, even fans of the film Titanic
Some rooms look like school classrooms or train carriages.

There's even a love hotel for fans of the film Titanic, shaped like a cruise liner with life-size statues of Leonardo di Caprio and Kate Winslett on the prow.

With 25,000 across Japan, there is one to suit every fantasy.

Seedy reputation

British businessman Steve Mansfield sees great potential in the industry which has traditionally been shunned by big Japanese corporations put off by its seedy reputation.

The rooms in his hotels are rather straightforward. He says he aims to create the ideal living area which people would have at home if money was no object.

There is a bed, of course, a flat screen television and a projector, a karaoke machine and an outdoor bathroom in the more expensive suites.

There are also payment machines by every door in case guests want to leave unseen.



Steve Mansfield is looking to invest in more love hotels
Mr Mansfield's company, Japan Leisure Hotels, listed on London's AIM market, already runs six hotels, and he would like many more.

"When we looked at it and saw the fragmentation - 90% of owners have five or fewer hotels - we thought this is interesting," he says. "Here is a massive industry that has no market leader and there is a great opportunity here for consolidation."

Steve Mansfield does not like the phrase love hotels. He prefers "leisure hotels", pointing out that what goes on in his premises happens in every other hotel in the world.

Whatever they are called, Japan's short stay hotels remain busy with customers.

The Japanese may have cut back on many things in the downturn - but not on a few hours to spend alone with a loved one.
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原帖由 藤原显子 于 2009-7-17 22:29 发表
不够WS阿~~~
有女朋友的核桃子的级别果然与团长的纲纲不能比阿~~
真是一语道破天机~~~~一语道破天机啊~~~~
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