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标题: 【英语苦手也可以不用绕道了...】笑翻了·论文审稿意见·不是俺的 [打印本页]

作者: yoko    时间: 2011-6-28 10:39     标题: 【英语苦手也可以不用绕道了...】笑翻了·论文审稿意见·不是俺的

This paper is desperate. Please reject it completely and then block the author’s email ID so they can’t use the online system in future.
The writing and data presentation are so bad that I had to leave work and go home early and then spend time to wonder what life is about.
Reject – More holes than my grandad’s string vest!
I would suggest that EM set up a fund that pays for the red wine reviewers may need to digest manuscripts like this one.
The biggest problem with this manuscript, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style.
Hopeless – Seems like they have been asleep and are not up on recent work on metagenomics.
A weak paper, poor experimental design, comparison of sequences using different primers, no statistical analysis possible, carelessly written, poorly thought through.
I agreed to review this Ms whilst answering e-mails in the golden glow of a balmy evening on the terrace of our holiday hotel on Lake Como. Back in the harsh light of reality in Belfast I realize that it’s just on the limit of my comfort zone and that it would probably have been better not to have volunteered.
The presentation is of a standard that I would reject from an undergraduate student.
The lack of negative controls. . . . results in the authors being lost in the funhouse. Unfortunately, I do not think they even realize this.


[ 本帖最后由 yoko 于 2011-6-29 17:20 编辑 ]
作者: 湘合某枫    时间: 2011-6-28 11:43

I had to leave work and go home early and then spend time to wonder what life is about.

……这吐槽
作者: 云间舞鹤    时间: 2011-6-28 21:34

The biggest problem with this manuscript, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style.

本稿呈现的最大问题几乎令我灵肉分离心无旁骛——哦,这可畏的笔法哟!
作者: 藤原显子    时间: 2011-6-28 22:26

A weak paper, poor experimental design, comparison of sequences using different primers, no statistical analysis possible, carelessly written, poorly thought through.
这句还是很正经的……
作者: yoko    时间: 2011-6-29 08:50

想起来蔡猛最精彩的一句:
“这位选手的相持不太好,发球不太好...(停顿)...接发球也不太好。。。”
您直接说这选手比较渣不就行了。。。
作者: 大意觉迷    时间: 2011-6-29 09:31

到底什么论文如此销魂。
作者: 桂流华    时间: 2011-6-29 12:17

"sucked the will to live out of me" 笑死我了~
作者: yoko    时间: 2011-6-29 16:39

我是从一个牛人的博客里看到的,应该是很多篇文章的评审意见。

是很多篇
要是同一篇。。。作者直接撞死算了。。。

I had to leave work and go home early and then spend time to wonder what life is about.

其实和heto一样,最喜欢这句。
作者: yoko    时间: 2011-6-29 17:13     标题: 为了便于苦手们阅读理解。。。

1这文章太不给力了…请万勿发表。此外,建议锁定该作者的电子邮件ID,避免此人日后继续投稿。。。
2写作水平和展示的数据无敌了,俺不得不提前下班,匆匆回家,然后花时间怀疑人生是为了虾米。。。
3 拒发,必须的。本文的漏洞比我爷爷背心上的洞还多!
4 我建议贵刊(环境微生物学杂志)成立基金,以买单审稿人审阅时可能需要的红酒。
5 这篇文章问题多多,写作格式尤其可怕,它吮去了我身体里求生的意志。
6 此文令人绝望。显然作者要么睡着了,要么完全没跟上宏基因组学的前沿发展。
7 文章很弱。实验设计很锉,使用不同的引物序列比较;统计分析不置可否;写作粗犷。彻头彻尾的悲剧亚。。。
8 迷人的傍晚,金色的夕照,如果此时我人在科莫湖的假日酒店那铺洒着余辉的露台上,我会欣然同意审阅这篇文章。然而,在贝尔法斯特残酷的日光里,我想刚才我那么想是被酒店啥的爽到了,文章么,还是算了吧。。。
9 我从本科开始就不看这种操性的文章。
10 阴性对照实验的缺乏导致作者在游乐场里完全迷失了,不幸的是,我看他们现在还没意识到。

作者: 苍真    时间: 2011-6-29 17:31

ちくしょうめ、、、悔しい、、、




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